Clusterfuck Of Darkness & Evil.
loliconprince:

iwanttopopehere:

loliconprince:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

Did you maybe use the wrong gif..?

no


Shrek in water? So sexy. I see it
09:45

ohwhatprovidence:

ohwhatprovidence:

one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it

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earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see

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then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals

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i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant

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now we wait

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he mad

Lmfaoo

(via sloth-grunge)

09:40

sassycappy87:

Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan

How the fuck do you put your bras on?

(via sloth-grunge)

09:38

devinsenpai:

when the cashier tells you “your total will be 7.02” and you hand her $10 and hope to god she doesn’t give you 2.98 back.

Fuck that. My ass ain’t boutta be 2 cents over. You better find some 2 cents on the ground or something. Or don’t complain about the pocket o’ change you’re about to receive.


Fucking people.

(via collapsed)

10:06

hotboyfriend:

Dont be afraid to confess how utterly in love w/ me you are its okay 

(via so-you-agree)

00:12