Clusterfuck Of Darkness & Evil.
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10:21

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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hashtag-loser:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

This is my favorite gif of all time
under-the-gaslight:

Photograph by Bruce Davidson. Wales, 1965.
00:50

Do you think cows know they’re called “cows?”

00:54
unf-hans:

thefrozenfractals:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?






Best post ever! “Don’t you dare”
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burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

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