one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it
earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see
then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals
i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant
now we wait
when the cashier tells you “your total will be 7.02” and you hand her $10 and hope to god she doesn’t give you 2.98 back.
Fuck that. My ass ain’t boutta be 2 cents over. You better find some 2 cents on the ground or something. Or don’t complain about the pocket o’ change you’re about to receive.